5.0 [audio//age event]

[scionofwisdom]

...What is the meaning of this. [Zelda is currently extremely young, perhaps twelve or younger. And she's not. Amused. At all.]

An explanation as to why I suddenly resemble myself when I was but a young girl would be very appreciated. [By her tone, she wants said  explanation. Like, now.]

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[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Midna turns around in her seat and--OH SONOVABITCH!

Nooo, not Zeldaaaaaa.

With an uncharacteristic yelp, the strangely proportioned child zooms into the shadow cast under the table. She can stay like this for five minutes, tops.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[...

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Zelda starts pouting. Wry u hide from me, Midna?]

Midna! Come back out! Don't be silly! [Crosses her arms, and continues to pout. She'll just wait.]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Give me one good reason, powder puff.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Because! We're both in the same situation. It is not as if if is just you that feels awkward. [She bristles.] Remember what you said? it is not just you, it is everyone. We all feel equally foolish. [Leeeeans down to stare at the shadow Midna had disappeared into.]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

I--

I don't care!

[Her voice squeaks. In the world of shadow, she crosses her arms and pouts back.]

I don't feel like chatting, Princess, so kindly go away.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[How cute, they're pouting at each other~]

I am not going anywhere. [Stubborn child!Zelda is stubborn.]

Now with better wording :>

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt you, Princess. If there's one thing you're good at, its sitting on your tush and waiting for things to happen for you.

[Rawr, claws are out.

Oh, and three minutes left.]

8)

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[This doesn't even faze Zelda. She knew the consequences of surrendering; she did it for a reason.]

And you do so like hiding in your shadows. [Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting.]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't respond, biding her time and hoping that Zelda will give up before her magic sputters out.

One minute and counting.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda has infinite patience. She just stands there taaaaaaapping her foot while she waits.]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[3, 2, 1--

Midna is spat back out of the shadows and lands on her butt under the table. She blinks in surprise, then quickly turns away from Zelda and crosses her arms.]

I--I didn't choose to come out, my magic is just very weak at this age. I could still take you, though, so laugh at your own risk!

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda jumps when Midna tumbles forth and she grins.

...Zelda...grinning...what...]

Oh, I am not laughing at you. [Zelda tries to look insulted.]

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Good.

...

....

Because I know I look ridiculous by your stupid human standards.

[She misses being 'exotic' and 'breathtaking' by those standards.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

First. [Zelda held up a finger,] I am not a 'human' and you know it. We are Hylian. There is a difference. Second, you do not look ridiculous.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatever.

[After a beat, Midna stands and turns back around, hands on her hips. They aren't as wide as they were when she first went traipsing through the realm of light, but still unnaturally so for a five year old girl.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda grins, it's rather fun to be a child again.]

I think you're rather cute.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Midna's sour expression crumbles a moment after that.]

...Really?

[ACCEPTANCE IS AWESOME she'd like that very much.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda nods, folding her arms.]

Of course. I would not lie to you.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

...I guess you wouldn't.

[Slowly, Midna walks towards the other girl. She's a head shorter than her, standing easily under the table. Her long arms sway back and forth, hips tilting, moving in a cartoony version of her normal, sexy walk. She stops maybe half a foot from Zelda, puts her hands back on her hips and leans closer, invading Zelda's personal space.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[UNFAZED ZELDA IS UNFAZED]

Have I ever?

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[no fun.]

I don't think you know how.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Okay maybe she backs up a step.]

I know how. I simply see no need for it at the moment.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

That's almost a lie, but it's more like denial.

Tell me a lie.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She stares Midna in the eyes for a moment, confused. But, well. Whatever.]

I dislike you.

[wheres-my-puppy.livejournal.com]

[Midna snickers and leans back.]

Flattering, but boring.

Try again.