CALLING ANY/ALL CREW MEMBERS 8D

[scionofwisdom]

If there are any crew members available, I would like to place a request for a visit to the brig.

I have a few matters of business to discuss with the resident prisoner Ganondorf.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She totally doesn't need them - she's completely calm and rational at all times. NO NEVER GO DIAF

Pressing her lips together, she doesn't hesitate to nod. She'll have to suffer through another evening with him, but it's the least she can do if it saves a life.]

Fine.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Teach me your ways, Zelda. So that I too may be calm and rational and so I can stop getting my ass kicked by the derpy kid in green. BAWWW WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

He smiles, triumphant.]

Very well then. On my honor, [Oh look, I made a funny.] I will not harm him.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[No one can learn the ways of Zelda - you are destined to die by derpy Link in every reality there is! BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR AND A JERK AND TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF MY OWN KINGDOM? OH AND PUT ME IN A TOWER?]

Then I have your word that you will not. [She looks satisfied, but not completely at ease.]

Then I suppose that concludes our meeting.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[One of these days. One of these days, I will win. B| B-BUT. I WOULD'VE LET YOU OUT IF YOU HAD ASKED.]

Very well. Wonderful as always to see you, Princess.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[no never B| OH RIGHT. RIIIIIIIGHT.]

Contact me when you have...returned to your normal state. [And don't reek of death.]

If I find that you go against your word, there will be very bad relations between us once more. [That isn't a threat, it's simply a statement of fact.]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Don't dash my dreams, bb. NO REALLY! I WOULD HAVE. BUT YOU NEVER ASK. SO I DON'T KNOW.]

I will.

You needn't worry. I will not harm him. [Killing on the other hand...nah. Better leave that be too.]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Well, it's the truth! Sorry big guy ;.; NO YOU WOULD NOT HAVE. YOU. POSSESSED. ME. NOT COOL]

Until later, then. [Killing falls into the same category as harm. And you said dinner for a life boi >:|]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[I just can't win. /sigh. BUT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU TOO, RIGHT?]

Farewell. [Fiiiiine. If you want to get all technical about it.]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[No, sorry bb NO THAT WAS HORRIBLE GETTING SMACKED AROUND BY LINK YOU SUCK]

Farewell. [THANK you dear B|]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[WELL I COULDN'T VERY WELL LET HIM SMACK ME AROUND. THAT WOULD HURT.


And he'll scoot back against the wall and watch her leave. This is going to be good. He can already tell.]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[OH SO IT'S OKAY TO LE THIM SMACK ME AROUND? YOU'RE SUCH A JERK, GANONDORF. THIS IS WHY I BELONG WITH LINK B|

She's satisfied with the outcome, though not happy with having to go to dinner with him. Again.

She moves to leave with the Stewardess, maintaining her composure as best she can. She hates this boat.]