CALLING ANY/ALL CREW MEMBERS 8D

[scionofwisdom]

If there are any crew members available, I would like to place a request for a visit to the brig.

I have a few matters of business to discuss with the resident prisoner Ganondorf.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[A flicker of emotion crosses her face, and she wrinkles her nose as she looks around.

This isn't a pleasant place to begin with, but...]

By Nayru, what is that awful stench?

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Frown. Frooooown.]

It is part of my current punishment. Now, say what you have come to say.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Part of your -

[She cuts herself off, and peers into the dimly lit cell, getting a better look.

...


She coughs politely, to make an attempt to cover the laugh that is bubbling in the back of her throat.]

I see.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Have an exasperated sigh.]

Laugh now and get it over with.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She can't help it, there's the quietest chuckle known to man coming from her. Clearing her throat, she regains her composure.]

My apologies. [She takes a deep breath, and immediately wishes she hadn't. She coughs again, then folds her hands together in front of her.]

I have come to speak with you on the matter of your imprisonment, and implore that you cease this rampage for revenge.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[If it was not at his expense, he would feel a little more triumphant at earning a chuckle from her.]

You know I cannot do that, Princess.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

You can, but you will not. It is all a matter of choices, Ganondorf. You have chosen this path, and refuse to sway from it.

I can only do so much before the others will take matters into their own hands.

[Like Ratchet.]

So I will ask you again - leave it.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Then let them come. I do not fear them.

I will not allow them to even entertain the notion that I am going to submit to such ill intent.

I am not, nor will I ever be a pushover.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

It will only continue the cycle that you have started. [She drops her hands, and begins to pace.]

I tire of seeing passengers aboard this vessel injure each other, and then spend time in this abominable place.

[She pauses.]

Simply because you cease the killing and revenge does not make you a pushover. It simply shows that they mean that little to you, that their actions do not matter. [Maybe THIS tactic will work.]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Why is everyone blaming this on him? It wasn't his fault this time, honest! It's because he's a villain, isn't it? It's always his fault even when it's not.]

Princess, this was not my doing. I tried to end it before it began. It is not my fault she did not listen.

[A frown and then a sigh. And finally, he's talking again.]

Does it really matter so much to you, Zelda?

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She's not blaming him COMPLETELY. But yes, you started it when you killed Ashelin. B|]

Then perhaps you should enlighten me to the full story.

[Coming closer to the cell, she finally rests a hand on one of the bars, and takes to breathing a bit carefully. The smell is rotten.]

It does. I do not wish to see anyone down here, or affected by Redd's personal brand of judgment. [Pause.]

And I know that this will not stop if you continue to seek vengeance. They in turn will seek it, and it will never be over, unless you stop it.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I do not even clearly recall how the ridiculous fight started. I believe I said something that offended her. And she threatened me. I teased her. [That's putting it lightly. He mocked her to hell and back.] So she came looking for me. When she found me, she attacked me. I told her to leave. [See! See! He can be a good boy. He told her to leave after she attacked him!]. She did not and continued to attack me. So I killed her.

[The 'how is THAT my fault' is implied at the end there.]

If it matters that much to you, Princess, after this ends, I will give it consideration.

[And by 'after this ends' he totes means after he kills Razer |D]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda doesn't particularly buy the whole 'teasing' bit - she highly doubts it was done all in good fun. There's a bit more to this story he isn't telling her, but she can glean enough information to figure out how it likely went.]

After this ends? How many more people will needlessly die until you are sated? All this killing and violence will so nothing but provoke nore hostilities between yourself and others on board this boat.

[She is so frustrated by all of this.]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[All teasing and/or mocking done by Ganondorf is done in good fun. Well it's fun for him at least. People need to get some thicker skin, for real.]

I said I would consider it, did I not? What more do you want from me?

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[At least Zelda has thick skin?]

I suppose there is little else I will be able to request of you. [She looks disappointed.]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Yeah. At least there's that. He knew there was a reason he loved you, Zelda.

He's quiet for a moment before titling his head at her.]

Perhaps there is a peaceful solution to this.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda rarely caves or gives in to her emotion/anger. WHAT NO

She looks back at him, unflinching.]

And what would that be?

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Maybe she should teach some anger management classes. Ganondorf would go. I think you mean OH YES, amirite?]

You. Dinner with me. After this has ended of course. [Like he's going out in public like this.]

One dinner. For one life. It seems like a fair trade to me. [More than fair really. He's being downright generous.]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[She totally doesn't need them - she's completely calm and rational at all times. NO NEVER GO DIAF

Pressing her lips together, she doesn't hesitate to nod. She'll have to suffer through another evening with him, but it's the least she can do if it saves a life.]

Fine.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Teach me your ways, Zelda. So that I too may be calm and rational and so I can stop getting my ass kicked by the derpy kid in green. BAWWW WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

He smiles, triumphant.]

Very well then. On my honor, [Oh look, I made a funny.] I will not harm him.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[No one can learn the ways of Zelda - you are destined to die by derpy Link in every reality there is! BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR AND A JERK AND TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF MY OWN KINGDOM? OH AND PUT ME IN A TOWER?]

Then I have your word that you will not. [She looks satisfied, but not completely at ease.]

Then I suppose that concludes our meeting.

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[One of these days. One of these days, I will win. B| B-BUT. I WOULD'VE LET YOU OUT IF YOU HAD ASKED.]

Very well. Wonderful as always to see you, Princess.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[no never B| OH RIGHT. RIIIIIIIGHT.]

Contact me when you have...returned to your normal state. [And don't reek of death.]

If I find that you go against your word, there will be very bad relations between us once more. [That isn't a threat, it's simply a statement of fact.]

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[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Don't dash my dreams, bb. NO REALLY! I WOULD HAVE. BUT YOU NEVER ASK. SO I DON'T KNOW.]

I will.

You needn't worry. I will not harm him. [Killing on the other hand...nah. Better leave that be too.]

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Well, it's the truth! Sorry big guy ;.; NO YOU WOULD NOT HAVE. YOU. POSSESSED. ME. NOT COOL]

Until later, then. [Killing falls into the same category as harm. And you said dinner for a life boi >:|]