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[scionofwisdom]

[There is a clunk, and by the way the person is talking, it sounds rather like someone has accidentally pressed a button on the communicator.]

What...is this magic? [The decidedly feminine voice is composed but strained, and there is evident confusion interlaced with a bit of suspicion. The speaker is examining the device, and as she begins to figure out how to use it, her voice strengthens, though her next words sound...tired.]

Where am I...? [She seems to be talking to herself, and her voice is faint; she isn't speaking directly into the device anymore.] How...odd.

[She clears her throat, then directs her voice into the communicator, fully intending on finding out just what is going on.]

Being as I am quite obviously not in Hyrule Castle, nor even Hyrule itself; I must ask for some sort of explanation. If there is someone out there that can offer that, I would be deeply indebted to you.

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[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

That would be appreciated, if they did.

Then perhaps sometime you will humor me with that explanation.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He lets out a short, mechanical trill.]

Very well. I will... attempt a shortened version and allow for questions. I am a robot, with a soul, you might say. My planet is populated by creatures like me. Long ago we split into two factions - the Autobots and the Decepticons - and have been warring ever since.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[...What.]

I...hope you can forgive me, but I am a little uncertain as to what a robot actually is.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Yeeeeah, this is why he can't be a teacher. Like, ever.]

I understand. They are machines. Ah... constructs, made of metal.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda just does not know what to think of you, Shockwave.]

And...you are one such being, then?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He said it was complicated.]

I am, yes.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[He was not lying.]

It is my sincerest wish that I meet with you at some point, if you would allow it.

[This is something she needs to see to believe.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I will allow it; I like meeting... face-to-face.

[The looks that he gets are just so worth wandering around the ship.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that; I hope to meet you very soon, then.

[He's going to get an interesting reaction from Zelda, make no mistake.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

And I you, Princess.

[If that reaction is 'screaming and running away', he might just laugh.]